How is it that in 2023...

Solicitors are still a thing?

We had some rando stop by the house and ring the doorbell twice over the course of thirty seconds.

She just stood there waiting, as if maybe we were somehow taking our time getting up to answer the door.

Maybe, chick, just maybe... when folks don't immediately answer the door, it's because they're just not going to answer it?

Especially when there's a doorbell camera that's showing us your mug and your clipboard, and we ain't having any of it.

Whatever you're selling, there's a better deal online.

If it's politics, we ain't buying it.

If it's religion?

We definitely ain't buying it.