...Except I've got GAP insurance and laughed in his face.
Then my alarm went off and I woke up, smugly satisfied.
Scrolling through Mastodon revealed a strange new trend overnight: Christian baby hypotheticals.
Base one was: "You're an atheist, skydiving with a baby. The baby tells you that it won't pull its ripcord unless you convert to Christianity and accept God. What do you do?"
My take? Capture the damn baby. A baby that talks has got to be a goldmine in the advertising realm.