So I'm into crochet now.

And it's remarkably zen.

Just the same maneuvers over and over and over again. Sometimes I need to stop and figure out which autopilot did which thing wrong and reverse course to correct, but... for the most part, I can just zone out as the hours disappear.

Which is super solid considering that I spend an enormous time at work with nothing to do.

Also: a recent segment I watched of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver had me even more angry at the concept of degrees and certifications.

Like, great. You're CSMP, PMP, TNT, and GMO.

But can you tell me what a string is?

A boolean?

A ternary operator?

Then get the fuck outta here.