If you need to reach out for any reason, be it to ask a general life question, something about the Navy, or maybe—just maybe—you'd like someone with my particular set of skills, please use one of the methods below.
Removed the contact form because the Russians are better at bots than CAPTCHA is at captcha-ing them. Please use one of the above methods for contact if you're feeling froggy.
Oh, and for my Russian friends out there that forced my hand on this one?
Может быть, стоит пересмотреть свой жизненный выбор, если вы пытаетесь рассылать контактные формы ерундой?