If you need to reach out for any reason, be it to ask a general life question, something about the Navy, or maybe—just maybe—you'd like someone with my particular set of skills, please use one of the methods below.

E-Mail and the Social Medias

There was originally a contact form here because I thought it was a neat idea, but the scammers are... well, they're quite tenacious and managed to bypass the CAPTCHA a lot more than I'd expected.

So go ahead and use one of the above means of contact.

And to my scammer friends:

Пожалуйста, пересмотрите свой жизненный выбор, потому что, черт возьми, вы сейчас являетесь занозой на обратной стороне мира.