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Should be a nice, quiet day.

...Knock on wood.

No meetings as of yet for today or the rest of the week, and really the only thing pending is a potential demo to boss man tomorrow for the project I've been assigned to for the past year.

If there really is a God, boss man won't be a complete asshole and will deem it as good enough.

Though I won't count on it.

Because he is an asshole, and it's one of the things he excels at.

Had a meeting yesterday where Rowdy was involved, and he got super pissy because, and I quote, "I don't have time for this shit."

But the thing is...

He really does have time for that shit.

But instead of spending it on actual work, he spends half of it outside smoking.

So if your eight-hour work day is cut down to only four, then yeah... technically you don't have the time, but...

But...

You could always not go outside for half an hour every hour.

He also got pissy about ADO, when Jake started asking if we were going to stop the current sprint and instead focus on bugs.

"And this is why I fucking hate ADO," Rowdy said. "If you get stuff done, you get stuff done. If you don't, you don't. Nobody is tracking our metrics."

...But maybe we should.

Because the real reason Rowdy hates ADO is because it keeps people accountable.

And he dosn't like that.

Because accountability is the enemy of the lazy and incompetent.

Not that Rowdy is completely incompetent...

Just that he's almost completely lazy.